{"id":694941,"date":"2026-04-11T11:46:44","date_gmt":"2026-04-11T15:46:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/?p=694941"},"modified":"2026-04-11T11:54:23","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T15:54:23","slug":"honey-i-lost-my-mines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/?p=694941","title":{"rendered":"HONEY I LOST MY MINES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JEFF CHILDERS : <\/p>\n<p> Behold, this morning the New York Times ran a frontpage story headlined, \u201cIran Unable to Find Mines It Planted in Strait of Hormuz, U.S. Says.\u201d Honey! Where did I put my mines? The sub-headline explained, \u201cThe lost mines have prevented Iran from quickly complying with President Trump\u2019s demand to allow more ships to pass through the waterway.\u201d It\u2019s only going to hurt for a very long time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/COL.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/COL-800x347.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"278\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-694944\" srcset=\"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/COL-800x347.png 800w, https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/COL-300x130.png 300w, https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/COL-150x65.png 150w, https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/COL.png 901w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>SEE THIS STAND ALONE POST IN THE COMMENTS SECTION . PASS IT ON TO YOUR TRUMP DERANGED FRIENDS AND FAMIL IT WILL DRIVE THEM CRAZY<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JEFF CHILDERS : Behold, this morning the New York Times ran a frontpage story headlined, \u201cIran Unable to Find Mines It Planted in Strait of Hormuz, U.S. Says.\u201d Honey! Where did I put my mines? The sub-headline explained, \u201cThe lost &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/?p=694941\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-694941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=694941"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":694949,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694941\/revisions\/694949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=694941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=694941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=694941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}