{"id":694785,"date":"2026-04-09T13:06:35","date_gmt":"2026-04-09T17:06:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/?p=694785"},"modified":"2026-04-09T13:06:35","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T17:06:35","slug":"we-regret-to-inform-you-that-canada-is-cooked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/?p=694785","title":{"rendered":"We regret to inform you that Canada is cooked."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is Leah Gazan MP.<\/p>\n<p>The federal Government of Canada is comprised of three branches. The Parliament of Canada is the legislative branch.<\/p>\n<p>Ergo, Leah is an elected representative of the Canadian federal government.<\/p>\n<h4>\u201cMMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn\u2019t satire).<\/h4>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/SamanthaTaghoy\/status\/2042038086742225012\">https:\/\/x.com\/SamanthaTaghoy\/status\/2042038086742225012<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Laurieluvsmolly\/status\/2042091757244993901\">https:\/\/x.com\/Laurieluvsmolly\/status\/2042091757244993901<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Leah Gazan MP. The federal Government of Canada is comprised of three branches. The Parliament of Canada is the legislative branch. Ergo, Leah is an elected representative of the Canadian federal government. \u201cMMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+\u201d The Canadian government just dropped &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/?p=694785\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2948,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-694785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2948"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=694785"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":694786,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694785\/revisions\/694786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=694785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=694785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goldtadise.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=694785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}