Jeff Childers<\/p>\n
The Hill ran an unintentionally hilarious bit of backfiring pharma propaganda yesterday while desperately trying to short up Pfizer\u2019s stock, capped with a blithely ironic and self-parodying headline, \u201cWhy do I feel sick after getting the flu shot, COVID booster?\u201d<\/p>\n
The answer to the headline\u2019s rhetorical question suggests itself. Because it MAKES you sick, that\u2019s why. But that article was even funnier than that and ultimately could even have been a stealth anti-jab piece. Sadly for the Hill, to maintain credibility it was forced to use all kinds of weasel language, and admit some uncomfortable facts, since everyone now knows the shots are perfectly awful, and their ever-waning efficacy can only be detected using the Hubble Telescope on a good day.<\/p>\n
The article starts by answering its headlined question \u2014 by posing another question, presumably something that dark government propagandists surfaced in some CIA focus group. The Hill thinks some folks might be wondering why they get sick after the shots, but not their friends, who brag on social media they didn\u2019t even need a band-aid or have a sore arm.<\/p>\n
This will shock you. But the simple answer to the puzzle of why the shots make some people sick but not others is: they have no idea. The establishment scientists, once so confident about everything covid and 100% sure about the safety and efficacy of the jabs, now find themselves suddenly and regretfully helpless as vaccine-injured babies.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s an enigmatic mystery, a riddle deeper than the Sphinx:<\/p>\n
Unfortunately, there is no scientific explanation as to why some people experience side effects and others don\u2019t, explained Dr. Rachel Scheraga, a pulmonary and critical care specialist at Cleveland Clinic.
\nIt\u2019s unfortunate!<\/p>\n
As if we all haven\u2019t heard it a hundred times now, their ridiculous lie is that the shots are working when they give you symptoms of the disease \u2014 but the benefit is it\u2019s not the actual disease. It\u2019s kind of like taking the polio shot and becoming paralyzed. The good thing is you weren\u2019t really paralyzed by polio, not per se. Your frigid, motionless body proves the polio shot is working.<\/p>\n
Of course, here in the real world, on Planet Earth, we perceive that the symptoms are just what we are trying to avoid. The pro-pharma scientists\u2019 finer distinctions about degrees of severity are quite lost on most of us, which may be part of the reason uptake is only 2%.<\/p>\n
Or, it could be all the side effects they are willing or required to admit at this point. I collected all the following side-effect sentences from the single article. Compare what the short article admits about the downsides versus what it claims about the upsides. Here\u2019s the downside:<\/p>\n
Feeling a bit under the weather after getting the flu vaccine or COVID booster is OK. Boy, that sounds great! I can\u2019t wait to encounter all those risks. But let\u2019s look at the glass half-full. Here are all the weakly-worded sentences about the benefits of the shots:<\/p>\n It doesn\u2019t mean you can\u2019t get sick\u2026 But, those who receive the vaccine are less likely to become seriously ill or die from an infection than those who are not vaccinated. They wrote a whole pro-jab article and those few sentences were all they could stitch together to try to sell us on the damned things. They can\u2019t say it will keep you from catching covid or the flu. They can\u2019t say it will help create herd immunity. They can\u2019t even say it will stop you from getting very sick or dying. The best they got is it will \u201creduce your risk\u201d of getting sick or dying. They can\u2019t even say by how much. It will reduce your risk by a mysterious, unknown and unknowable amount.<\/p>\n I think this might be why booster uptake is only 2%.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Jeff Childers The Hill ran an unintentionally hilarious bit of backfiring pharma propaganda yesterday while desperately trying to short up Pfizer\u2019s stock, capped with a blithely ironic and self-parodying headline, \u201cWhy do I feel sick after getting the flu shot, … Continue reading
\nThe CDC notes that you may experience soreness, redness, or swelling where you got either shot for a few days. You could have some flu-like symptoms afterward. That includes a headache, a fever, nausea, muscle aches, fatigue, and potentially fainting.
\nThose who receive their newest COVID booster shots may experience a number of symptoms, including tiredness, headache, muscle and joint pains, chills, fever, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, dizziness, irritability, swollen lymph nodes, and generally feeling unwell.
\nYour symptoms from either vaccine should last hours to days, according to Dr. Scheraga. If you have a fever, headache, or respiratory symptoms for longer than a day or so, she recommends seeking medical attention.
\nAnother serious but rare side effect to be aware of is Guillian-Barr\u00e9 Syndrome. Seen in the face and sometimes other parts of the body, Dr. Althoff says GBS can occasionally cause temporary paralysis.
\nYou can get the flu vaccine and COVID booster at the same time, but you may want to do it when you know you\u2019ll have some free time, in case you do experience side effects.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\n\u201cIt\u2019s about making sure that you\u2019re not becoming so seriously ill that you\u2019re hospitalized. That is our first and foremost priority, that we can avoid severe illness,\u201d she says, adding that the COVID vaccines and boosters have also been found to reduce a person\u2019s risk of being hospitalized or becoming seriously ill.
\nHaha, that\u2019s it, that\u2019s the whole thing. And even though the so-called doctor claimed the shots \u201cmake sure\u201d you don\u2019t get seriously ill, the Hill immediately followed that quote clarifying the shots only \u201creduce a person\u2019s risk\u201d of getting seriously ill. You might have to look at it twice to notice what they did there, but a reader\u2019s subconscious easily notes the discrepancy.<\/p>\n