From JC<\/p>\n
Well, well, well; what have we here? Speaking of cognitive impairment, the Hill ran an eyebrow-raising article yesterday headlined, \u201cFive Democratic alternatives if President Biden exits the 2024 race.\u201d How about that?<\/p>\n
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\nThe Resident mouth breather.
\nThe Hill began its article glumly noting that, \u201cDemocrats are fretting about President Biden\u2019s low approval ratings, exacerbated by widespread concerns about his age. Those factors seem to be getting worse rather than better.\u201d<\/p>\n
Haha, that\u2019s exactly what C&C said earlier this week. For once, we agree with the Hill! Everybody take a drink.<\/p>\n
The article forced readers to wade through a long, rambling, mind-numbing description of each potential candidate, kind of like one of those \u2018slideshow\u2019 click-bait stories. But it was worth it; the list provided so much comedic material I didn\u2019t even need to come up with anything funny of my own.<\/p>\n
I promise I am not making this up. Here it is, in all its political glory, the list of the \u201ctop\u201d five democrat presidential candidates, apart from the mumbler-in-chief, that the Hill could scrape up from the bottom of the democrat septic-tank evacuation barrel:<\/p>\n
Kamala Harris<\/p>\n
Gavin Newsom<\/p>\n
Pete Buttigieg, if you can believe it<\/p>\n
Gretchen Whitmer, even more unbelievably<\/p>\n
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, laugh as hard as you want now<\/p>\n
The Hill\u2019s article was a goldmine of joke material, but the final section on AOC was the best. About the former bartender, 34, the Hill admitted that \u201ccentrist members of the Democratic Party argue she is unelectable in a national election.\u201d Haha! But, argued the Hill optimistically, an AOC campaign \u201cwould be electrifying to fans and detractors alike.\u201d<\/p>\n
Electrifying! Sure, it would be like watching the Super Bowl comfortably seated in a prison-style electric chair. Zap!<\/p>\n
No wonder the rumor this week is Michelle Obama and Hilary Clinton are both considering taking a run at the office. Given that cognitively-impaired lineup, why not?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
From JC Well, well, well; what have we here? Speaking of cognitive impairment, the Hill ran an eyebrow-raising article yesterday headlined, \u201cFive Democratic alternatives if President Biden exits the 2024 race.\u201d How about that? image 3.png The Resident mouth breather. … Continue reading