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If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
\n~Jay Leno~
\nThe problem with political jokes is they get elected.
\n~Henry Cate, VII~
\nWe hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
\n~Aesop~
\nPoliticians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
\n~Nikita Khrushchev~
\nWhen I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.
\n~Clarence Darrow~
\nPoliticians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
\n~John Quinton~
\nWhy pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
\n~Author unknown~
\nPolitics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
\n~Ronald Reagan~
\nPolitics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
\n~Oscar Ameringer~
\nI offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
\n~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~
\nA politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
\n~ Tex Guinan~
\nInstead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
\n~Doug Larson~
\nSadly this last one.
\nWe’d all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate.
\n~Kin Hubbard~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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