JEFF CHILDERS HAS THE GOODIES ON THE BIGGEST TRADE HEIST IN WORLD HISTORY

The EU has been permanently diminished. The EU was supposed to be the last major defender of the globalist “rules-based order.” That myth is now bleeding out somewhere around Turnberry’s fourth hole. Europe thought it wore NATO Armor. But Trump just called them to heel, and everybody knows it. Europe can no longer be seen as a viable competitor to the US; it’s been exposed as a client state.

MEANWHILE

Ukraine just got a lot more unaffordable for Europe. Just last week, Trump told them outright: you want to buy weapons for Ukraine? Buy them yourselves. And now, after yesterday’s handshake at Turnberry, they’re suddenly on the hook to the U.S. for $1.35 trillion in energy purchases and investment commitments. That money’s not coming from Brussels’ magic beans fund. It’s coming out of real budgets. Which means every euro spent propping up Ukraine must now compete with the cost of staying on America’s good side.

AND FURTHERMORE

Globalism just suffered what could be its mortal blow. The European Union is the technocratic flagship of the globalist order. It was the shining example, built to transcend nationalism, to outlast politics, to bind economies into a ‘rules-based’ utopia. Instead, it just struck a bilateral, asymmetrical, no-frills deal —no WTO framework, no UN blessing, no OECD oversight. It broke ranks and cut a check.

So what becomes of globalism now? If national leaders can meet together on the weekend and hammer out global trade deals in a single afternoon over haggis, for what purpose do we even need organizations like the WTO, IMF, and the World Bank? They are shriveling on the vine, like a dying grape orchard in a time-lapse video.

Finally, note the most delicious irony of all. Ursula von der Leyen and her pompous team of elite European functionaries were outmaneuvered, outpaced, and outplayed by a man they’ve long framed as an orange-colored buffoon. They showed up in their tailored, bespoke suits holding their neatly typed policy briefs, but by the end of the day, they were shuffling out of Turnberry like chastened Oompa Loompas who just got scolded by Willy Wonka for touching the blueberry

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