Loading ...USA – Army hiring internment/resettlement specialists
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$30,000 – $120,000 a year
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Job training for an internment/resettlement specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and seven weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field.
Perhaps they would have success if they worded the job advertisement differently –> Do you want to look cool in a uniform and be respected like previous members of Hitler’s SS Brigades were during WWII, than join us today and we will teach you how to clamp down on citizens who believe they actually have any constitutional rights to anything. Enjoy stomping on citizen heads without ramifications and cause great pain in so many creative ways – we expect you to make your work day fun! Concentration camps are already built and located all across the US within easy driving distance so you still have time to moonlight for Antifa during days off. IF YOU have what it takes to beat your grandmother to a pulp and throw her into solitary confinement than you are our kind of people and we want your application today. Remember you can do whatever you want because no one crosses the SS …hahaha …. I’m not kidding, suiciding/disappearing opponents is a highly sought after skill. Apply now and become OUR internment specialist for the new Fourth Reich!