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1. Strider says:

   July 27, 2021 - 11:49 pm at 11:49 pm

   As long as this doesn’t count on our final grade, I’ll take a stab at it.
   The Ukrainians like to sunbathe in the nude, thereby absorbing the benefits of the sun’s rays to produce maximum vitamin D. They also drink a ton of vodka, which, no doubt, kills all the little infecting crap that masks do not.
   The Brits, on the other hand, spend all their frikin’ time in a pub on Coronation Street, drinking warm beer and eating bangers and beans. Now anyone who has actually eaten bangers and beans, while scarfing a few warm beers, knows what comes next. Exactly; a rather severe case of the gas. Now, owing to recent, high quality research, we now know, with some degree of certainty, that passing that gas amounts to farting out small explosions of the feared covid virus.
   It is my supposition, therefore, that the difference in new covid cases between the two countries, is explainable by examining these cultural distinctions. My advice to the Brits is to loose the warm beer, and to the Ukesters, keep on keeping’ on!